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Old 05-23-2016, 11:59 AM   #3831 (permalink)
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In other words, she has everything about her.
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Old 05-23-2016, 12:30 PM   #3832 (permalink)
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TFW you're eating the best sushi in town, and the restaurant owner is hanging out at your table talking, and then the sushi arrives so you politely offer him some... to which he replies "No, thank you, I don't eat raw fish."
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Old 05-23-2016, 12:59 PM   #3833 (permalink)
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TFW you're taking a piss in your bathroom that looks out on your backyard, and you hear a dog bark nearby, and you're like, "Dumb dog. Now I'm gonna have to go get her inside and give her some Twizzlers to keep her quiet."

And then you remember your dog is dead and it's just the neighbor's mutt.
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Old 05-23-2016, 01:10 PM   #3834 (permalink)
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Tfw you feed a pomegranate to a cow and it looks like a vegan PSA.
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Old 05-23-2016, 01:30 PM   #3835 (permalink)
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Tfw you feed a pomegranate to a cow and it looks like a vegan PSA.
Ummmm... cow rumen are not really made to digest such foods. They're not like horses or swine.
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Old 05-23-2016, 01:34 PM   #3836 (permalink)
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It's just gonna die anyway what's the point.
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Old 05-23-2016, 01:36 PM   #3837 (permalink)
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Ummmm... cow rumen are not really made to digest such foods. They're not like horses or swine.
Now it's a vegan PSA.
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Old 05-23-2016, 05:11 PM   #3838 (permalink)
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It's just gonna die anyway what's the point.
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Old 05-30-2016, 05:04 AM   #3840 (permalink)
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bitch stay down wind of me.
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