Tfw you have a huge gig tomorrow and you haven't practiced at all.

Wear something low-cut to distract the audience. (Worked for Elvis...)

TFW your ******* neighbor passively-aggressively drives by your house at Mach speed every time your husband's vehicle is gone... He must have whipped out his dusty dictionary and discovered that I wasn't complimenting him when I told him he's a "sociopathic redneck narcissist."

Tfw half of the members here want to be coddled and the other half wants to make fun of them for it and we all want both of you to stfu about it.

Everyone here likes ripping everyone apart... It's why we come here; being ripped apart oneself is merely part of the package. What problem do you have against consentual proverbial warfare?

The boo hooing on one side and the smugness of the other.

And for those of us that, at any given moment, can fall into either category? Your quaint psychological jokes are excruciating to those of us who managed to pass Psych101 without dropping our drawers.

I make psychology jokes? I'll put links up in the future I guess.