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Old 03-03-2016, 08:03 PM   #3621 (permalink)
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Ummm... I'm a chick. That pretty much makes me a fruitcake by default, whilst not stripping me of my right to make fun of fruitcakish qualities in the opposite sex.
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1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-03-2016, 08:08 PM   #3622 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2016, 04:34 PM   #3623 (permalink)
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Tfw cigarettes, bad coffee, the smiths, and rain. Boo hoo. **** today and the days to come.
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Old 03-05-2016, 07:48 PM   #3624 (permalink)
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TFW you've been on a multi-hour porn-a-thon, and when you finally get to the end you realize that you have to pee so god damn much that you don't know how your bladder hasn't burst and put you into septic shock.

TFW you've held off for so long that when you finally nut your balls are sore.

TFW you have to use four tissues just to clean up your mess.

TFW you jerk off ten minutes later cause it just wasn't enough.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-05-2016, 09:09 PM   #3625 (permalink)
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TFW you know a dude that seriously..... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! needs a real vagina.
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:00 PM   #3627 (permalink)
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TFW you know a dude that seriously..... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! needs a real vagina.
Nah. I'm pretty happy as a cisgender male.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-06-2016, 01:35 PM   #3628 (permalink)
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TFW you check into a hotel, expecting a tiny, single room and end up alone in a room for four people.
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Old 03-06-2016, 08:21 PM   #3629 (permalink)
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Sounds cozy.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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