TFW when you're hung over from the night before, but all you have ingested today is peppermint water, so when you throw up it tastes like refreshing toothpaste.

You're supposed to eat peppermint bread to prevent puking.

Now, that just sounds nasty.

TFW you smoke a bowl and go for a walk and while you're on a walk you almost get hit by a texting driver and the adrenaline rush of almost getting your legs broken kills your high.

Let me guess... I bet that ****er didn't even have Unsuspecting Pedestrian Buzz- and High- Killer Insurance to cover your wasted bowl, huh??

Probably. The main thing was taking a corner too fast without looking. I guess there's only one way to solve this problem.

Damn dude, it ain't worth dealing with that slippery prison soap.

Get clean and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?

That feeling when you bought Fresca instead of Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper because you made a snap decision, and then you have it with pizza, realizing your mistake.

Tfw you now want Dr. Pepper.