Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1683796)

Tis all good. I know it won't end well for one of us, but it works for now. I mostly agree with everything you've said.

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1683795)

Pigeon lotion?! Pfffffft... As if that **** can compete with my bona fide snake oil.

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1683785)

Because the whole "things are complicated" shtick is for high school and Hollywood. Either you want to be with her, or you don't. Plain and simple. Take a stance; she can take it or leave it.

I knew I'd found my soulmate, when I found a guy who didn't pussyfoot around my teenage drama games and had big enough cajones to call me on my own bull****. Women say they want a guy who doesn't take charge (yada yada yada), but the truth is that women don't really know at the **** they want until it bites them in the ass (metaphorically speaking, in most cases).

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683813)

TFW it feels good to gulp down large glasses of water and then throw them back up.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1683814)

Cold milk idiot.

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1683887)

tfw you are reading your local newspaper and see your mate in it for assaulting a bus driver. Paper is asking for info/ID.

I'm pissing myself.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683954)

You're as good a friend as a I am, I suppose.

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1684041)

Well I'm not going to snitch on him. Gonna wind him up about it when I see him though.