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Old 03-01-2016, 10:27 AM   #3571 (permalink)
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I even used Comic Sans.

I'll just go ahead and let myself out now.
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:42 PM   #3572 (permalink)
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Actually, I don't collectively self-identify... it's not the feline way.

But everyone is free to turn a blind eye to my advice and continue to not get laid.
Jokes on you. Even if I followed your advice I wouldn't get laid.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:00 PM   #3573 (permalink)
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Jokes on you. Even if I followed your advice I wouldn't get laid.
Girls not diggin' the Paul Bunyan look?
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:28 PM   #3574 (permalink)
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Idk, I don't got time for that ish, and I have one of those "it's complicated" things going on with one.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:29 PM   #3575 (permalink)
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Jokes on you. Even if I followed your advice I wouldn't get laid.
Jokes on you. Guys who think they can't get laid become their own self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:32 PM   #3576 (permalink)
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Jokes on you. Guys who think they can't get laid become their own self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:37 PM   #3577 (permalink)
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Women want a guy who KNOWS he can get laid. A man with choices can afford to be choosier, so being chosen is, in and of itself, flattering.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:38 PM   #3578 (permalink)
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Why you gotta ruin jokes with logic. :-/
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:45 PM   #3579 (permalink)
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Why you gotta ruin jokes with logic. :-/
Because the whole "things are complicated" shtick is for high school and Hollywood. Either you want to be with her, or you don't. Plain and simple. Take a stance; she can take it or leave it.

I knew I'd found my soulmate, when I found a guy who didn't pussyfoot around my teenage drama games and had big enough cajones to call me on my own bull****. Women say they want a guy who doesn't take charge (yada yada yada), but the truth is that women don't really know at the **** they want until it bites them in the ass (metaphorically speaking, in most cases).
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:50 PM   #3580 (permalink)
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She's married. It actually is complicated... lol

I mostly agree with you, but I don't feel the need to go into detail about my personal life on here.
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