I even used Comic Sans.

I'll just go ahead and let myself out now.

Jokes on you. Even if I followed your advice I wouldn't get laid.

Girls not diggin' the Paul Bunyan look?

Idk, I don't got time for that ish, and I have one of those "it's complicated" things going on with one.

Jokes on you. Guys who think they can't get laid become their own self-fulfilling prophecy.

^

Women want a guy who KNOWS he can get laid. A man with choices can afford to be choosier, so being chosen is, in and of itself, flattering.

Why you gotta ruin jokes with logic. :-/

Because the whole "things are complicated" shtick is for high school and Hollywood. Either you want to be with her, or you don't. Plain and simple. Take a stance; she can take it or leave it.

I knew I'd found my soulmate, when I found a guy who didn't pussyfoot around my teenage drama games and had big enough cajones to call me on my own bull****. Women say they want a guy who doesn't take charge (yada yada yada), but the truth is that women don't really know at the **** they want until it bites them in the ass (metaphorically speaking, in most cases).

She's married. It actually is complicated... lol

I mostly agree with you, but I don't feel the need to go into detail about my personal life on here.