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The Batlord 02-29-2016 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1683468)
You're overcomplicating things. If you only want to sleep with her, compliment her. If you want to be in a relationship with her, just be straight up with her. It's that simple.
Don't listen to her. She's the enemy. A woman is just going to give you false intelligence to further her own agenda.

Plankton 03-01-2016 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1683395)
TFW when men consider the phrase "still kinda hot" a compliment.
She's almost fifty. Believe me, it's a compliment.

ChelseaDagger 03-01-2016 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683477)
Don't listen to her. She's the enemy. A woman is just going to give you false intelligence to further her own agenda.
Actually, I don't collectively self-identify... it's not the feline way.

But everyone is free to turn a blind eye to my advice and continue to not get laid.

Plankton 03-01-2016 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1683473)
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ChelseaDagger 03-01-2016 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1683539)
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I get that a lot.

Plankton 03-01-2016 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1683540)
I get that a lot.
Well, you're a woman, so you'll be getting those until you're about 50.

ChelseaDagger 03-01-2016 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1683542)
Well, you're a woman, so you'll be getting those until you're about 50.
:confused: Is there some secret conspiracy to end my life at 50??

Plankton 03-01-2016 09:13 AM
Not that I'm aware of.

Spoiler for it's always funnier when you have to explain the "joke":
http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psrdmjzp0l.jpg

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1683542)
Well, you're a woman, so you'll be getting those until you're about 50.

Cuthbert 03-01-2016 09:21 AM
^ :d

ChelseaDagger 03-01-2016 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1683547)
Not that I'm aware of.

Spoiler for it's always funnier when you have to explain the "joke":
To be fair, it could have been interpreted either way. Although I must admit, the intended joke was much funnier than the inferred one... I have decided that you shall live another day, due to my increased amusement. :)


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