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Old 02-26-2016, 07:59 PM   #3511 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:05 PM   #3512 (permalink)
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TFW you wake up the next morning and remember that you ordered another guitar while in a semi-stupor the night before.... at least I was smart enough to have it held at the local UPS warehouse for pickup instead of having it delivered to my house.

Gonna have to go get it while Linda's on one of her long dog walks. Need to try and hide this one from her for as long as possible.
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:14 PM   #3513 (permalink)
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TFW you wake up the next morning and remember that you ordered another guitar while in a semi-stupor the night before.... at least I was smart enough to have it held at the local UPS warehouse for pickup instead of having it delivered to my house.

Gonna have to go get it while Linda's on one of her long dog walks. Need to try and hide this one from her for as long as possible.
I can overnight you an extra pair of balls to the same UPS warehouse, if you like?
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:21 PM   #3514 (permalink)
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TFW you know you're being baited and you decide not to bite.
I'm not saying I would smack you around for flooding the house TWICE, but I would definitely beat you within an inch of your life and rep that **** on Steve Wilkos.
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TFW when you turn your sink on during your morning stupor, head to the kitchen while the water heats up, make a cup of coffee, forget about the running water, and return an hour later to find your bathroom and half your bedroom flooded.

This is the second time in the last two months that this area of my house has been flooded. The first time wasnt my fault, I swear!!
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TFW you wake up the next morning and remember that you ordered another guitar while in a semi-stupor the night before.... at least I was smart enough to have it held at the local UPS warehouse for pickup instead of having it delivered to my house.

Gonna have to go get it while Linda's on one of her long dog walks. Need to try and hide this one from her for as long as possible.
Blame it on the cat.
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:33 PM   #3516 (permalink)
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I can overnight you an extra pair of balls to the same UPS warehouse, if you like?
I'll pass.
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:42 PM   #3517 (permalink)
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I'm not saying I would smack you around for flooding the house TWICE, but I would definitely beat you within an inch of your life and rep that **** on Steve Wilkos.
First of all, I only flooded it once.

Secondly, I'd get in a preemptive strike before you had the chance.
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:47 PM   #3518 (permalink)
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First of all, I only flooded it once.

Secondly, I'd get in a preemptive strike before you had the chance.
Is it wrong or right that my nipples are hard as diamonds right now?
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:54 PM   #3519 (permalink)
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TFW you wake up the next morning and remember that you ordered another guitar while in a semi-stupor the night before.... at least I was smart enough to have it held at the local UPS warehouse for pickup instead of having it delivered to my house.

Gonna have to go get it while Linda's on one of her long dog walks. Need to try and hide this one from her for as long as possible.
I'd be mad at you too because it's time for you to diversify your instrumentation.
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Old 02-26-2016, 08:54 PM   #3520 (permalink)
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Is it wrong or right that my nipples are hard as diamonds right now?
That would all be relative...

Chelsea: wrong.

Grindy: well, it's not like Frownland and I are, like, "exclusive" or anything... Right?!
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