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Old 07-11-2014, 06:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you **** your dad? Or did you used to?
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No,I just call the love of my life Daddy. He also calls himself that, it's his pet name, just like mine is Princess.
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I bet this girl calls who ****buddy daddy also and sent nudes to her real dad because of it.

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Old 07-11-2014, 06:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL I saw that but I don't have any contact with my sperm donor so there's definitely no confusion
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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TFW you're in a public restroom and you run out of toilet paper so you have to use paper towels to get the **** off the ceiling.
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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TFW you're in a public restroom and you run out of toilet paper so you have to use paper towels to get the **** off the ceiling.
So you're the crazy-pooping type.
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Old 07-14-2014, 12:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Spoiler for THIS IS REALLY DISGUSTING. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.:
>a friend of mine tells me there's a 4chan subforum for people who are necrozoophiliacs
>meaning, they enjoy fucking dead animals
>mfw I realize that these people are probably cleverly disguised as functioning members of society



>mfw I realize that I could have shaken hands with some person who, just hours prior to our meeting, used that same hand to lift his dick into Bambi's mom

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Old 07-14-2014, 04:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Spoiler for THIS IS REALLY DISGUSTING. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.:
>a friend of mine tells me there's a 4chan subforum for people who are necrozoophiliacs
>meaning, they enjoy fucking dead animals
>mfw I realize that these people are probably cleverly disguised as functioning members of society



>mfw I realize that I could have shaken hands with some person who, just hours prior to our meeting, used that same hand to lift his dick into Bambi's mom
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All jokes aside this is a very compelling documentary about a group of men who would get together for sexual relations with horses outside of the Seattle metro area until one of them was actually killed by a horse
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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All jokes aside this is a very compelling documentary about a group of men who would get together for sexual relations with horses outside of the Seattle metro area until one of them was actually killed by a horse
TFW you read a post, stop and re-read it because if it says what you think it says you must still be trippin....
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Old 07-14-2014, 12:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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>yfw you realize one of us could be deceased dog defilers...


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