Yeah, it's him

Now the black widows will be even more eager to take you down.

Now that you look like a hooligan, they'll be more eager than ever for a challenge.

I hope you get roaches.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/59/59c3...e38c7bcffc.jpg

Every time I hear about you two that are cowardly of spiders I think of the misunderstood spider meme.

I love spiders catching other bugs for me and ****.

that feeling when someone who isn't Daddy calls me Princess

like who the **** is you? gtfo!!

Do you **** your dad? Or did you used to?

No,I just call the love of my life Daddy. He also calls himself that, it's his pet name, just like mine is Princess.

I bet this girl calls who ****buddy daddy also and sent nudes to her real dad because of it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthi...-airplane-mode

LOL I saw that but I don't have any contact with my sperm donor so there's definitely no confusion

TFW you're in a public restroom and you run out of toilet paper so you have to use paper towels to get the **** off the ceiling.