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02-19-2016, 05:45 PM | #3481 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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TFW you do something reckless and irresponsible like picking a fork up off of the ground and you throw out your back. Serves me right, what was I thinking?
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02-19-2016, 06:36 PM | #3482 (permalink) | |
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TFW you were up for 26 hours straight, slept for 4 hours, and have had a couple of drinks in the meantime... More slinky black dress Roxy photos!!!!!! Stat!
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02-19-2016, 06:40 PM | #3483 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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I'm 21 and too tall.
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02-20-2016, 08:10 PM | #3486 (permalink) |
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TFW you innocuously wipe an eyelash out of your eye... Only to be abruptly reminded of the jalapeños you just chopped up to go with those delicious enchiladas you made...
TFW when your husband is torn between mocking your fail, and praising your texmex cuisine prowess. |
02-20-2016, 08:16 PM | #3487 (permalink) |
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Just be glad that you didn't have to hold your dick for a piss.
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02-20-2016, 09:09 PM | #3488 (permalink) | ||
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Tfw you bust yo ass on the dance floor and stand up like you meant to do that....
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02-21-2016, 10:42 AM | #3490 (permalink) |
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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