Tfw when you're too hungover to make yourself a decent meal so you just eat a slice of bread.

The specific feeling, of course, would be contingent upon the type and quality of the aforementioned slice.

Tfw you're 19 year old employee who has the biggest crush on you mothers comes in on his day off just to "buy" sprinkles and tell you random embarrassing stories..#lovebeingtheboss.

I'm incredibly confused by this part in particular, but if I got the just of your sentence what you're saying that you're the hot boss everyone not so secretly has a thing for?

Oh no. Im the fun aunt boss that makes you hot totties if you come in sick, lets you smoke yer ahhmmm herbal medications on your lunch, and provides you with the visine. I am the one we tell why you're really late/ not coming...I just happen to be very easy on the eyes and fun.I have a crew of 8 3 mangers and 5 perma crew 2 are women. 1 guy has a thing for my boss and I hooked up another one with his girl by barrowing her # off the phone tree in my office. The kid that loves me just so happens to dig cougars that are criminally insane.
.You like what you like, don't judge "daddy".;)

..heh Im the boss that can teach you how to get in the locked office with no keys.;)

I used to have a manager like that when I worked at a fast food joint back about two years ago. She's without a doubt the only thing that I will ever miss about that job.

;).

I was having a mental breakdown yesterday and it dawned on me that I haven't been happy in years and that mostly everyone I know makes me hate myself.

That's chill though, no harm no foul

Been there before for way too long. It'll claim the better part of your soul if you don't findppeace somewhere. I don't mean that as a threat, just speaking from experience. It's a bitch's to get your soul back too, like being in one of those money box things that blow the bills everywhere. Except the box is this entire planet.