^How did you find out? Do you still have the chat logs? Are they explicit?

She started off all innocent like "oh I showed my husband a pic and he says you're pretty"... Ok-whatever-thanks, no biggie... Then EVERY subsequent message she would weave in something about how her husband has a crush on me, etc. every ****ing one!! Well, I've studied Applied Behavioral Analysis in depth, so I wasn't about to reinforce that bull****, so every time I would reply with one of my "signature witty deflections" that would have zero to do with him; but she (ie: THEY) still wouldn't take the hint. Then she started in with the "I think I have a crush on you too" and that's when the SMH moment happened and I've refused to speak to her since.

That was a year ago; I thought she'd taken the hint, but now she just sent me an innocuous message on the open forum, as if she'd forgotten who I am. Bitch I played poker waaaaay too long to not see a "feeler bet" coming from a mile away!!

Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??

If you're feeling Internet homesick, I can tell you to make a sandwich for me and when you serve it to me show me your tits or gtfo (to make me another sandwich). Just give me the word.

:laughing:

But yeah, this sucks.
Pretty much all my female friends keep complaining how hard it is to find new friends from a certain age on. You'd expect hidden sexual motives when befriending guys, but encountering the same problem with chicks (even if there's a guy behind it) is doubly annoying.

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At first I thought you were my husband using Frownland's avatar (since everyone else is using it these days).

Hey, nobody has my brand of avatar.

Log this under reason #27463829 as to why I prefer the feline species.

Your husband sounds cool. He should join the site.
I know he doesn't care about music, but so what.

I thought Alpha males weren't allowed here?

Have you seen some of the guys here? *puffs out chest*