Haha.

TFW when you type the word "homosapiens" and the autocorrect feature promptly changes it to "homie aliens."

Tfw your tattoo-shop smell like green skittles

Tfw you change your avatar every 5 minutes

The state of our species pretty much.

Why have you singled this one person out to be a bitch to?

Tfw when a friend posts something like "and when I really need someone to talk to, there truly is no one", and you go to talk to them and they ignore you heavily

https://i.imgflip.com/yn3rt.jpg

Tfw you get a new tattoo

Shhhhhh!!!! :mad:

Tfw you drink too much :beer:

TFW when you make a female friend on a female forum because you lack real life female friends; and she's this totally cool chick that you hit it off with; so you exchange numbers and emails and text each other constantly for about two weeks until you finally realize that she's being used by her pervert husband as a recruitment tool for their swinger lifestyle.

Back to the drawing board...