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Old 12-10-2015, 09:20 PM   #3191 (permalink)
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TFW you reach for your last beer and realize that it's empty...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-10-2015, 10:28 PM   #3192 (permalink)
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TFW your daughter thinks she's going to win by casting Chandra's Ignition, targeting her Blightsteel Colossus. You respond by turning her Blightsteel Colossus into a 1/1 frog with no abilities until the end of turn!
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Old 12-11-2015, 08:23 AM   #3193 (permalink)
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Say whut??
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Old 12-11-2015, 09:07 AM   #3194 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2015, 05:16 AM   #3195 (permalink)
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TFW you buy Star Wars tickets for all six of your daughters before you've even had a chance to see it.

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Old 12-19-2015, 06:52 AM   #3196 (permalink)
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**** that. Children are great and all (or so I hear), but they can see Star Wars the day after you've seen it yourself. Alone.
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Old 12-19-2015, 07:51 AM   #3197 (permalink)
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Hehe. Nah, they're going first because (1) we love them and think about what they want above our own interests, and (2) we're busy with the whole work thing until the 26th.

When I go, though, on the 28th, I'm taking just my wife. The kids can stay home and watch the baby.
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Old 12-19-2015, 10:17 AM   #3198 (permalink)
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TFW you pour bad milk into the last of your cereal.
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Old 12-19-2015, 10:56 AM   #3199 (permalink)
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TFW you pour bad milk into the last of your cereal.
TFW you've actually swallowed some before realizing it is bad.
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Old 12-19-2015, 03:39 PM   #3200 (permalink)
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TFW you've actually swallowed some before realizing it is bad.
Thought you were supposed to be a good cook? How can you claim that if you can't even tell when milk is expired?
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