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Old 11-23-2015, 05:37 PM   #3111 (permalink)
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I immediately thought of making an o-face joke, but then thought, "Meh".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-23-2015, 05:46 PM   #3112 (permalink)
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I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
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And, Batty, he blew out his O-ring
and can't push it back in by himself.
Can't sit or lie down without ass ache
but still won't seek medical help.
Ah, the memories.
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Old 11-23-2015, 06:17 PM   #3113 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-23-2015, 06:19 PM   #3114 (permalink)
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Ah, the memories.
^^^^One time, a lady (who apparently thought we were stupid) tried to sell us a goat with a "prolapsed rectum"... I had no idea this could happen to humans until I read this
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Old 11-23-2015, 06:23 PM   #3115 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2015, 02:06 PM   #3116 (permalink)
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TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-25-2015, 02:10 PM   #3117 (permalink)
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TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

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Does he already know and therefore hate you or is he just that much of a dick all by himself?
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Old 11-25-2015, 02:13 PM   #3118 (permalink)
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TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

Dick.
It was obviously an active thinking test to see if you can effectively navigate Blackboard, which you clearly failed. You deserve that F.
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Old 11-25-2015, 02:47 PM   #3119 (permalink)
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