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The Batlord 11-23-2015 04:37 PM
I immediately thought of making an o-face joke, but then thought, "Meh".

Pet_Sounds 11-23-2015 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1490142)
I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1490789)
And, Batty, he blew out his O-ring
and can't push it back in by himself.
Can't sit or lie down without ass ache
but still won't seek medical help.
Ah, the memories.

The Batlord 11-23-2015 05:17 PM
The gift that keeps on giving.

ChelseaDagger 11-23-2015 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1654318)
Ah, the memories.
^^^^One time, a lady (who apparently thought we were stupid) tried to sell us a goat with a "prolapsed rectum"... I had no idea this could happen to humans until I read this :yikes:

The Batlord 11-23-2015 05:23 PM
Be glad that you didn't. It isn't fun.

The Batlord 11-25-2015 01:06 PM
TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

Dick.

grindy 11-25-2015 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1654836)
TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

Dick.
Does he already know and therefore hate you or is he just that much of a dick all by himself?

Frownland 11-25-2015 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1654836)
TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

Dick.
It was obviously an active thinking test to see if you can effectively navigate Blackboard, which you clearly failed. You deserve that F.

The Batlord 11-25-2015 01:47 PM
Either way, I'm joining the Church of Almighty God and following the way of Eastern Lightning. My professor is the Great Satan and will die screaming.

ChelseaDagger 11-25-2015 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1654840)
Does he already know and therefore hate you?
:laughing:


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