TFW your boss turns his back and you make a chicken and cheese croissan'wich and shove it into your pocket so fast that it felt like you were in a time warp.

You guys aren't allowed to bring food home? My friend works at Taco Bell and he brought back food he didn't have to pay for several times before he got sick of the stuff.

Depends on the manager. Half of them don't give a ****, but the other half are tools of the system. There were three managers on duty today, two of which didn't give a flying **** if I was stealing food right in front of their faces, but then there was Tim...

TFW you've ingested 1 more piece of pizza than you should of.....

You party animal! Also, ftfy.

TFW when you have something in your hand, then your mind wanders and then can't find it, all just a split second later.

I was at work at it was lunchtime Nazi.

That's why I fixed it for you. I knew you didn't have the time.

Ftfy. I prefer my taco meat sans rat.

You're high as ****, aren't you?