Soulflower told me. I had no idea. :banghead:

Tfw your dad tries to buy weed off you...

tfw the liquor kicks in and you're listening to some of your favorite music

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Did you at least give him a discount?

man that's awesome you should smoke with him.

Parents who pot aren't all they're cracked up to be. My ma's bf is a grade A stoner and he's pretty much mentally retarded and always trying to get me to smoke with him, like it makes him a cool old dude or something.

I've experienced a mix of both. When I worked at the Gap my boss who was 50 something used to bring in joints for us to smoke after work, and I even went to her house a couple times. On the other extreme, I've smoked with a few old people that acted like little kids after one hit, and I couldn't freakin stand it. Ruined my high.

TFW when you brush your teeth three times, and your mouth still tastes like Busch Ice when you wake up.

my dad went sober for 10 years straight and then cracked under pressure from the cancer and asked me for some weed and i'll tell you it was pretty cool. it made him less up tight then he normally would be but he didn't act like an idiot.

I've gotten high with my son.....

:shycouch:

My parents are pretty straight laced individuals, I'm lucky if I can get my dad to drink a second beer with me. My boyfriend's family is the complete opposite. I've bought weed off his dad before.

You're reading someone's post and they use a parenthetical phrase but never use a closing parenthesis, and you feel like you'll be in limbo forever.

I hate that.

I know what you mean, and (enjoy

(Are you talking about me?

Aaaaahhh... kill me now).

(lol

no)

(I noticed something very interesting just now, about you, that really

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That'll end pretty much all of em.

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ftfy

TFW you see a bird flying high in the sky and a tiny airplane way off in the distance looks like it flew out of it's butt.

TFW a southern California winter storm is right around the corner (heavy winds and torrential rains) and you just know it's going to be murder getting the dogs to do their business outside in it. There's flood watches all over SD county.

tfw one of your bossladies is a crazy bitch but you're almost immune to the irritation

I HAVE A GREAT MANY FEELS SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME

Tomorrow is my favorite bosslady's last day in our store. She's transferring to another one. I'm going to miss her terribly. She took me under her wing and has absolutely adored me since day one. She's recognized my potential, praised my achievements, and always encouraged me to do the best I can (and better). She has more kindness, influence, and integrity than any other supervisor I'd ever had. She's an absolute badass.

...plus she kind of really looks like Pat Benatar, and I always thought that was extra charming.

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She's also the one who gave Ki & I our wonderful baby kitty, Wembley. (She rescued the entire litter after they were abandoned by their mother as newborns.)

She hired me on the spot without knowing how desperate I was and how much it hurt to have almost a zero balance in my bank account for months on end before I landed this job.

She gave me a generous raise on my 1-year review.

She was sympathetic when every bit of skin on my hands was peeling off because of eczema.

She's just always really been there for me and I'm going to miss her a lot.

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TFW you tell your doctor to go home and relax.

Tfw you say annyong to someone and they get the reference.

honestly the last time i opened this thread i read frownland's post and was like wtf.. i know i've heard that but i don't know where.

now i just checked it again and you acknowledged frownland's post which made me think about it again but this time it came to me.

....tfw^

That feeling when you contemplate the fact that literally every single person you know has an asshole.

But how do you KNOW? This **** keeps me up at night.

I always check.

With your nose or finger?

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have any children.

Try again.....

Sorry..

With your nose or your "finger"?

Tfw you get ten questions wrong on a thirty question test and the teacher gives you 100 percent for some reason.

Uhm, try again........

tfw your management tells your entire team that swearing is not allowed anywhere on the property.

LOL YEAH OK THAT'LL WORK

oh geez

I've been testing the waters out at the new gig just to see how crass and casual I can get away with being. After four years with the old gig I've pretty much earned the right to say whatever I want. New place... having to hold back in some ways and put-on in others.

also tfw you get free peppermint chocolate cake from work and it is the most delicious thing you've ever tasted and you're considering making sweet, tender love and also raunchy morally questionable ****ing with it