TFW you have a co-worker that works slower than hell and smells like he's **** himself by the end of our shift every night.

Thank God I can put headphones in and work 7 straight hours without having to speak to anyone. If only they plugged my nose so I didn't have to smell anyone.

could be stones dude.. get off your american high horse.

We get it dude, you smoke weed.

??? What happened ???

Basically, he works slow enough that everyone else ends up doing his work. And mid-20s is entirely too old to still be ****ting on yourself.

So this happened at work yesterday...

TFW you hear Dido's - White Flag and then Eminem - Stan starts playing...

Dido please. :(

No I mean how the **** did he **** on himself? How do you just lose control like that????

Also, Dwn, it's not White Flag that Marshall samples, it's Thank You :)

No clue. Its not like a one off thing. He does it every night. Maybe he just has gnarly BO and its not actually ****, but whatever it is he needs to get it under control.

He also done it when I went to school with him though so I half expected it when he started working with me.

Whoops! haha, ty. I knew that :banghead::banghead:

TFW your boss is making her own food (four sandwiches worth!) on your board, right where you need to be, but rather than find another space, you work like she isn't even there, even making sandwiches on top of her's while she gets progressively more irritated.