That feeling when...

ladyislingering · 07-06-2014, 11:00 PM

that feeling when you have carpal tunnel and half the time your fingers lack sensation or just refuse to work in general.

so you basically live off of ibuprofen because the pain is otherwise unbearable.

but sometimes, regardless of how much moisturizer you use on a daily basis, your hands are dry from working so much - so dry that the skin cracks and worsens the pain that's already there

Paul Smeenus · 07-06-2014, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by skeetz

That feeling when you spent the last couple of dollars you had on a hooker which turned out to be the ugliest hooker you've seen and find out she's on her rag and she's all wallered out and don't have money anymore for the next day.

The Batlord · 07-07-2014, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

well, here's some REAL tools that were used for such things, way back in the day. I assume this is a LOT more traumatizing.

"Dr. Rust's bone saw."

RoxyRollah · 07-07-2014, 01:18 PM

When you joined an online psychic network as a joke, but the checks cash.

Then the feeling of looking up your name online and seeing Top Weekly Psychic attached to it. HA! (Thank you to every ******* the broke someones heart on the 4th! You have made my bankroll bigger on 5th)

The Batlord · 07-07-2014, 01:19 PM

What?

RoxyRollah · 07-07-2014, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What?

Chicken Butt?

The Batlord · 07-07-2014, 01:23 PM

LOL, I love doing that, but seriously, WTF?

RoxyRollah · 07-07-2014, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

LOL, I love doing that, but seriously, WTF?

What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one....

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."

~~skeetz~~ · 07-07-2014, 03:04 PM

That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.

RoxyRollah · 07-07-2014, 04:12 PM

you mean before or after vomitting and profusely.

07-06-2014, 11:00 PM	#281 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	that feeling when you have carpal tunnel and half the time your fingers lack sensation or just refuse to work in general. so you basically live off of ibuprofen because the pain is otherwise unbearable. but sometimes, regardless of how much moisturizer you use on a daily basis, your hands are dry from working so much - so dry that the skin cracks and worsens the pain that's already there __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

07-07-2014, 03:04 PM	#289 (permalink)
~~skeetz~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Somewhere in Texas Posts: 58	That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.