that feeling when you have carpal tunnel and half the time your fingers lack sensation or just refuse to work in general.

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....ful-crying.gif

so you basically live off of ibuprofen because the pain is otherwise unbearable.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0fc3a1c8a...8u39o1_500.gif

but sometimes, regardless of how much moisturizer you use on a daily basis, your hands are dry from working so much - so dry that the skin cracks and worsens the pain that's already there

http://singsintraffic.files.wordpres...3/12/giphy.gif

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/130621/na...BCAUVcMrynlQ--

"Dr. Rust's bone saw." :laughing:

When you joined an online psychic network as a joke, but the checks cash.

Then the feeling of looking up your name online and seeing Top Weekly Psychic attached to it. HA! (Thank you to every ******* the broke someones heart on the 4th! You have made my bankroll bigger on 5th)

What?

Chicken Butt?

LOL, I love doing that, but seriously, WTF?

What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one.... ;)

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."

That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.

you mean before or after vomitting and profusely.