That feeling when... - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-06-2014, 10:48 PM   #271 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Somewhere in Texas
Posts: 58
Default

That feeling when you spent the last couple of dollars you had on a hooker which turned out to be the ugliest hooker you've seen and find out she's on her rag and she's all wallered out and don't have money anymore for the next day.
skeetz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:50 PM   #272 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skeetz View Post
That feeling when you spent the last couple of dollars you had on a hooker which turned out to be the ugliest hooker you've seen and find out she's on her rag and she's all wallered out and don't have money anymore for the next day.
You need to spend the rest of your life in here

__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:51 PM   #273 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default

Might wanna hit up a free clinic on the way if you only had to spend a couple dollars, too...
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:54 PM   #274 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default

He's gonna need this to remove the affected areas:

__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:57 PM   #275 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default

oh my...

that is.

whew.

that's a little traumatizing.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:58 PM   #276 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Somewhere in Texas
Posts: 58
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering View Post
He's gonna need this to remove the affected areas:

You might need a bigger chainsaw.
skeetz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:59 PM   #277 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default

well, here's some REAL tools that were used for such things, way back in the day. I assume this is a LOT more traumatizing.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:59 PM   #278 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default

I don't know if I should have but I totally laughed.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:59 PM   #279 (permalink)
Maelian
 
ladyislingering's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skeetz View Post
You might need a bigger chainsaw.
You're right. You can't just chop off the thighs. You gotta chop off the whole leg to get rid of that plague.
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die.
ladyislingering is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-2014, 10:59 PM   #280 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default

At skeetz.

That is indeed more traumatizing.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.