I carry around bleach wipes for this very reason. Vote Froxxy 2016.

I try to time my shits to coincide with my showers.

Isn't the cleanup for that worse?

No why would it be?

Well the last time I shat in the shower, the poo got stuck in the drain and I had to push it through with my fingers.

Frownland: asshole of a pornstar.

Obviously.

Tfw you pretty much know somebody is going to commit suicide and there's nothing you can do about it.

:laughing:

I like your style.

Tfw you walk into a bar with a maxed our credit card that still works and the bar tenders the cutest one you've ever seen. Oh dear, in some kinda crazy lusty, lusty, lusty way is WD.