Nah it's like telling you to do something illegal then arresting you for it.

TFW: You're unpacking freight and the first box is filled with freshly packed severed feet, hands and squishy eyeballs. It's like Christmas. Imma do a female Indiana Jones for one I think.

Good or bad?

I manage a party store for a living. See Thriller thread for last Halloween.

Aha fair enough, congratulations then.

Tfw belly full of pills and beer.


Ahhhh yes.
This is where I'm supposed to be.

TFW you have to go to a neo-Nazi blog to find a Final War album. Feels good.

TFW customers come shopping during a huge sale and act like the store should be empty so they can be walk around without people in the way.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...JxeX2MeuoBfriX

TFW you go to smoke a cigarette and come back with your legs covered in mosquito bites. If I get malaria, I'm suing Philip Morris.

TFW you're jamming on other people's instruments and you develop calluses on the calluses on your callus's calluses.