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Plankton 07-23-2015 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1618265)
TFW your first check is going to be $60, most of which is going to have to go to shoes and pants for your job cause they won't accept the shoes and pants you already have.
You need some money? I got a job for ya.

The Batlord 07-23-2015 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1618284)
You need some money? I got a job for ya.
Dude, I'll suck your dick for free. But it's $20 if you want me to swallow.

Plankton 07-23-2015 11:54 AM
I just wanted my hedges trimmed. Jeez.

RoxyRollah 07-23-2015 12:01 PM
Manscaping get outta hand again?^

grindy 07-23-2015 12:05 PM
TFW you got ants and contemplate not doing anything about it since you'll move out in a month anyway.

RoxyRollah 07-23-2015 12:08 PM
On the change your pants monthly plan are you?^

Plankton 07-23-2015 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1618289)
Manscaping get outta hand again?^
They told me it was a Brazilian wax, but they didn't say it was from 1974.

RoxyRollah 07-23-2015 12:22 PM
Oooo....I feel for you...Guess your mankini is out for the rest of the summer.

Plankton 07-23-2015 12:32 PM
Banana hammocks out.

*kicks dirt*

My whole summer is RUINED!

grindy 07-23-2015 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1618292)
On the change your pants monthly plan are you?^
Pants? Yes.
Underpants? No.


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