TFW someone you know is in denial.

Then you should probably wipe off your legs before it gets in your shoes.

TFW you have no witty rebuttal.

TFW you walk by some guy talking on a cellphone who sounds like he's going through some court shit, saying something about "Five years over a misdemeanor?!", and then you walk by him again a few minutes later and he's going on about "I got fifty people following me!" and you just wanna find some inconspicuous place to eavesdrop.

TFW you watch a movie that is so bad that it actually gives you a weird sort of confidence, simply because no story you could ever create could ever be as horrible.

Edit: Also, TFW you re-play one of the old Dynasty Warriors games, and now the new ones just seem really easy and boring.

One of my uncles reviews movie scripts for a living since he has a masters in playwriting (so I'm thinking my pretension is genetic). He's shown me a few of the scripts and left one or two with me so I could get the full context of what he has to go through. Holy shit, some of them made The Room look like There Will Be Blood. It made me think that making really awful movies is a certain talent since I could never do that (everything I touch turns to diamonds. Makes finger foods a real bitch on the digestives system but otherwise it's cool).

TFW you realize the bat might either have manners or is actually a pussy. Either way Im tickled.

Tfw I say Jaden Smith is pretty chill on Facebook and two people try and argue with me about how much of a jackass he is for an hour. In the meantime I just posted memes and talked literal nonsense.

TFW your first check is going to be $60, most of which is going to have to go to shoes and pants for your job cause they won't accept the shoes and pants you already have.