1. Go to store.
2. Buy drink first.
3. Uncap drink and swig most of it while you continue shopping.
4. Get to checkout.
5. Cashier hands you the remnants.

TFW you're drunk, and and then you read a few posts from here and then you decide you're too drunk to post anything coherent, but you do anyway.

hashtagbishesdonevenknow

if you ever reduce bishesDUNevenknow with a hashtag again I will cut you.

#fidlar

#yolo

tfw it's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...0p82o1_500.gif

I felt like that when I was robotripping, I was reading posts but was too ****ed up (had too much, miscalculated dose) and decided to watch Office Space instead so I didn't have to think too much.

Talk to Troll.