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Old 07-03-2014, 11:20 PM   #241 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:24 PM   #242 (permalink)
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I'll give it a whirl. Link me?
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:31 PM   #243 (permalink)
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I made it to the liquor store. more beer and a now-gone fifth of vodka will be in my belly.

tfw you're too drunk to masturbate but still horny as forty flavors of hell
tfw masturbating feels weird because you're not sure if you should have a dick but the alternative is possibly never having an orgasm again
tfw you're born with a dick and are attracted to women but wanna wear makeup and skirts and so you go out looking for other women but they turn you down because you're seemingly rare and very strange
tfw you get frustrated and try to act like a man but it's just a lie and you ****ing know it
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:51 PM   #244 (permalink)
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I made it to the liquor store. more beer and a now-gone fifth of vodka will be in my belly.

tfw you're too drunk to masturbate but still horny as forty flavors of hell
tfw masturbating feels weird because you're not sure if you should have a dick but the alternative is possibly never having an orgasm again
tfw you're born with a dick and are attracted to women but wanna wear makeup and skirts and so you go out looking for other women but they turn you down because you're seemingly rare and very strange
tfw you get frustrated and try to act like a man but it's just a lie and you ****ing know it
tfw you have a transgender lesbian friend that struggles a lot and you sort of hurt a little 'cause you can't do anything to help them.
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Old 07-04-2014, 07:13 AM   #245 (permalink)
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tfw

you are in so much pain you wake up the neighbors with your incessant cryiing and screaming and the suicidal impulses just wont fck the living fck off and your throat feels like it's been torn to shreds from vomiting and screaming so much

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I might still be a little drunk but I really mean it when I say I mightve died without a few friends here.
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Old 07-04-2014, 07:45 AM   #246 (permalink)
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I find it to be really insulting tbh, cause I love girls and in my experience they are the most loyal,kind, patient and compassionate (not to mention sexy) people on earth, dudes on the other hand are mostly trash, so why wouldn't I want to be like other girls (even though obv I am not a girl anyway but..)
Besides it's bullshit, I know lots of girls who are like me.

I also cannot stand girls who act like they're so superior when they only have male friends, those fuckups can't be trusted.
I feel that way too about girls. My urge is to say "girls are awesome I'd be happy if I'm like that." Often I get confused about their intention of the comment, and don't know if they're really trying to say you're special or down-talking others.
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Old 07-04-2014, 07:50 AM   #247 (permalink)
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I feel that way too about girls. My urge is to say "girls are awesome I'd be happy if I'm like that." Often I get confused about their intention of the comment, and don't know if they're really trying to say you're special or down-talking others.
It's both, honestly, putting you up on a pedestal while putting others down. It's seriously an abhorrent "compliment" and I have no idea why it's so popular among dudes. Also it's like, if I'm not like women, what am I like then? Dudes? I'm not here for that. Men are trash.
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I find it to be really insulting tbh, cause I love girls and in my experience they are the most loyal,kind, patient and compassionate (not to mention sexy) people on earth, dudes on the other hand are mostly trash, so why wouldn't I want to be like other girls (even though obv I am not a girl anyway but..)
Besides it's bullshit, I know lots of girls who are like me.

I also cannot stand girls who act like they're so superior when they only have male friends, those fuckups can't be trusted.
How much of this post is light-hearted hyperbole? Please tell me this isn't as repulsive a post as it looks.
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How much of this post is light-hearted hyperbole? Please tell me this isn't as repulsive a post as it looks.
A better question is why do you feel the need to give your input on the things I say when I've already established your opinion means nothing to me? Truly strange

Not only that, you're really gonna pull that when you not that long ago made an "ew poor ppl are gross" post?

And also, what's repulsive to me is that you don't take five ****ing seconds to consider why I might have the opinion I have, so kindly leave me the **** alone and mind ya business.
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A better question is why do you feel the need to give your input on the things I say when I've already established your opinion means nothing to me? Truly strange

Not only that, you're really gonna pull that when you not that long ago made an "ew poor ppl are gross" post?

And also, what's repulsive to me is that you don't take five ****ing seconds to consider why I might have the opinion I have, so kindly leave me the **** alone and mind ya business.
I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason for being a prejudiced hypocrite.
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