TFW you're going into work later than usual, which means you can get more sleep, but your body decides it won't be having any of that nonsense and hits you with a dose of insomnia.

TFW you realize that Heath Ledger's Joker is just an evil Pauly Shore.

Actually it's just Tom Waits.

Just an older Pauly Shore.

TFW you're watching porn and the chick is basically narrating the whole video in-between fake moans. STFU, bitch.

Porn is so much better when muted.

That really depends on the kind of porn.

tfw you live upstairs, it's a damn sauna in your apartment 24/7 in the summer, and your downstairs neighbor (who you've named Larry, even though you know his name and it's not Larry) decides to make his dinner with HIS OVEN.

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com...7yr1qz4rgp.gif

Larry, why?
Why do you do these things?

LIL!

Lived in a 3rd floor attic appt. moons ago. I can feel your pain.

I have a window-mounted air conditioner. It's so cold in my room that I've turned on a space heater.