me.

TFW you're dealing with the collateral burn damage from that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday and are super surprised with how effective pouring milk all over your ass hole works.

I have discovered a new fetish I never knew I had on me.

I heard if you douche your asshole with milk it stops the burning on the inside too.

Mines pretty big after all the films I did so it just dripped right in there.

Was that you in that meme?

I doubt it. I never put pictures of myself on the Internet.

TFW you go to check on the water you set to boil ten minutes ago, and realize that you never turned the stove on.

That feeling when you throw away instruction manuals, and you know you're throwing away someone's hard work that will never be read or appreciated by you, because you threw it away without looking at it.

I've been the person that drew those isometric line illustrations with the centerlines for all the nuts/bolts/washers, etc. you *bastard. I used to work for Formax, which made all the machines that process all of the Wendy's burgers. I was the guy that made the illustrations that showed how to put them together for the line workers at the fabrication level. Long time ago though.

* = kidding