That feeling when...

fiddler · 06-01-2015, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Are socks typically drunk?

If so,
Unfortunately no. I'm maybe buzzed. It has been a while though. There is more wine yet.
If not,
Unfortunately yes.

I dunno I mean if I was forced to smell sweaty feet, dog turd, and whatever else gets on your shoes I might not be thinking too straight. Lack of oxygen messes with the brain.

GuD · 06-01-2015, 04:59 AM

tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.

RoxyRollah · 06-01-2015, 05:03 AM

Maaan, don't start that nah...What I told you about making plans to hack off your body parts.

GuD · 06-01-2015, 05:07 AM

they're not my body parts.

RoxyRollah · 06-01-2015, 05:12 AM

They are until you're. 25.

GuD · 06-01-2015, 05:57 AM

meh
it's like 10,000$ if you want it done right.
lmao
10k

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, and lets not forget the possible disappointment.

Anyways,

Now there's no more alcohol.

I have more weed. Somewhere between nihilism, gender dysphoria (lmao autocorrect doesn't recognize dysphoria as a word), loneliness, soul-crushingly fleeting optimism, and hazy horniness (also "not" a word), marijuana seems to find a home. Not as warm of one as summore wine might have but it's 4am and almost light outside. Where has the time gone? I woke up before noon today.

Pet_Sounds · 06-01-2015, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Obviously. Mensa has an opening you just might be the lunatic they are looking for.

A Billy Joel reference?!?!

The Batlord · 06-01-2015, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.

We do not.

Plankton · 06-01-2015, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

We do not.

This checks out.

Plankton · 06-01-2015, 12:09 PM

...your full, but the food is so fantastic, you can't stop eating.

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06-01-2015, 04:59 AM	#2292 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	tfw jaded tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.

06-01-2015, 05:07 AM	#2294 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	they're not my body parts.

06-01-2015, 05:57 AM	#2296 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	meh it's like 10,000$ if you want it done right. lmao 10k haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh, and lets not forget the possible disappointment. Anyways, Now there's no more alcohol. I have more weed. Somewhere between nihilism, gender dysphoria (lmao autocorrect doesn't recognize dysphoria as a word), loneliness, soul-crushingly fleeting optimism, and hazy horniness (also "not" a word), marijuana seems to find a home. Not as warm of one as summore wine might have but it's 4am and almost light outside. Where has the time gone? I woke up before noon today.