tfw three days without liquor and you're eyeing your leftover benzos because you just really want a fix of something to take you out of your head and you can't discuss the matter with too many people you trust because they're liable to get hooked on some bullshit too.

I'd rather see you rollin' with Lorenzo.

Im floored you can use the words, "leftovers" &"Benzos" in the same sentance.

Gove yourself some credit, people with problems don't have leftovers.

I've been saving them for a really good time (and I still have a refill I can use).

No time like the present..;)

tfw you've been listening to new order for an hour and a half and never want it to end

^x2

TFW you get a free guitar, cup of coffee, and hooker all in the same day.

tfw your boss asks you to fill out a form and part of the form denotes gender.

****

Why is this a **** moment? Check the box that applies to you. (Male) Only because it will mess up your paper work. Like in your file. If you change jobs, check female. When you do all your paper work, that way it is all consistent. And nobody can throw words at you like fraud, or something.