I've heard that there's a secret way to build more tone: meat.

nahhhhh

it's just about complete proteins. of which i get plenty courtesy of beans n rice, tempeh, quinoa, etc. i know what im doin. diff peeps have diff body types, ya know. i just am not active enough to have a nicer one. idk why im taking this seriously i know you're just trollin.

Seriously, brah.

TFW you're plugging with Mondo and Frownland, and you're wracking your brains trying to keep up with all their weird ****.

Unless brah is meant as gender neutral, I think for at least tonight I'd prefer sis. Or whatever the brodyde equivolant would be.

Tfw you're too glamorous for this ****

Subdermal? So who's skin are you under?

I think I meant subdermal. Which, according to the red line under the word, isn't a word. The point is, I'm at a club, trying to enjoy a show, and all I see ate transplant disengenypus yuppies. I have murder in my veins right now.

Aaaaaaand that's why I always get thrown out

TFW you try to start reading a comic book crossover tie-in cluster**** series that you were already partway through months ago before you got bored, and now you have no idea where you left off, and no intention of starting the whole god damn thing over again.

**** you, Spider-Verse! I don't even really want to read you! I just want to get past you so I'll be able to check out the new Spider-Woman and Spider-Gwen series. And can someone please call me when Dan Slott quits ruining Black Cat?