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05-07-2015, 02:38 PM | #2122 (permalink) | |
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I've heard if you headbutt DwnWthVwls' mother she has an orgasm.
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05-07-2015, 03:00 PM | #2123 (permalink) |
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Can confirm
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05-07-2015, 03:20 PM | #2125 (permalink) | |
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But, yes, it really works.
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05-07-2015, 03:45 PM | #2126 (permalink) | |
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Maybe you're just not doing it right.
I imagine anything that puts pressure on the back of your throat will have a chance at working, but you want to maximize that pressure. Next time try forcing the air in your mouth into the back of your throat without swallowing it -- sort of like how you can force the air in your mouth into just one cheek -- and see if it doesn't work almost every time. It helps if you stuck your tongue to the back of your throat too, to put even more pressure on the air.
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05-08-2015, 02:09 PM | #2127 (permalink) | |
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TFW you're looking over your notes while studying for your final exam, and half the abbreviations you made to save time make no sense. (Example: "Int Groups: Inf through Org") WTF?!
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05-08-2015, 09:37 PM | #2128 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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tfw your leggings came in the mail but they sag off your non existent hips like little curtains. i am. so sad.
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05-08-2015, 09:38 PM | #2129 (permalink) | |
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That's what you get for being a vegan.
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