Try drinking some water upside down.

Bend over far enough that you can rest a cup on your top lip and then drink. Works most of the time for me.

Has worked for me many times as well, but not every time.

If he still has em, he might wanna go see a doctor, or something.

Come on, now. If you want to get Batlord wet, all you have to do is show him a picture of She Hulk.

I've also heard that plugging both of your ears and drinking water works. Use ear plugs or drink through a straw to free up your hands.

All that old wives tales bull**** is nonsense. You're just supposed to stretch, or put pressure or, or whatever a certain spot in the back of your throat. Holding your breath while forcing the air pressure into the back of your throat works most of the time, and you can do the same thing with water. Holding your ears, or being upside down is just anti-tiger rock goofiness.

What part of "it's works most of the time for me" did ya not read numbnuts?

He can't be bothered with all the old-timey stuff, he's a man on the cutting edge.

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$20 says "most of the time" means the fifth/tenth/fiftieth time you try it.