Tfw when you need to sneeze, can't sneeze so you look at the sky and it's enough to make you sneeze.

Lovely.

You've pretty much summed up last Friday for me.

That feeling when you realize that you've completed everything that there is to do, and start finding creative ways to kill the characters that you don't like. This is known as the "Tenpenny Effect".

Or when you need to sneeze and poop, and if you sneeze, you don't want to accidentally shart yourself.

tfw you run out of your signature fragrance that you bought 8 months ago and now it's time for another trip to Bath & Body Works.

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THE GREATEST SMELLING PLACE ON EARTH.

TFW you stalk the city guards in Whiterun and Riften, sneak up behind them when they're alone, slit their throats, loot their bodies, then drag them to specific "dump sites", and toss them into a mass grave with their fellows.

TFW you have nothing else to do in work than calling a bunch of trade magazines and asking them to remove all of your ex-coworkers from their mailing lists.

TFW you don't play video games and other people talk about them.

The last game I've played was San Andreas, and while it was a huge time sucking beast, I still enjoyed neglecting every other aspect of my life. You know, the simple stuff, like going to work, or mowing the lawn.

TFW you're just sitting there, minding your own business, and with absolutely no transition or warning, you have to take a **** that feels like it's trying to burst out of your stomach like a xenomorph from Alien.

tfw Marc Bolan

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dear lord

lord in heaven

how

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL

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