TFW adding hot sauce to your spaghetti is a great idea when you eat it, but not so much when you have to shit it out.

TFW it's past 2AM and you still have to write 6 bass lines.

This made me laugh. Spicy poops are the worst.

I can fap to this.

TFW you flick on the radio.

"The Blue Jays are down 12-2 here in the bottom of the seventh."

TFW you flick off the radio.

TFW baseball sucks.

TFW when Canada's mediocrity makes you smile.

TFW you log onto Spotify and see a bunch of channels, all of which are always hip hop, indie, or electronica, and you can't help but idly wonder if there's a secret war between weed and Ecstasy.

I think they're pals.