That feeling when...

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-10-2014, 08:52 PM

That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

There's more.

Mojo · 01-10-2014, 08:57 PM

...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-10-2014, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojo

...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right

Just keep on arguing until they give up.

TFW they give up

RoxyRollah · 01-10-2014, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

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OVERJOYED

zombie kid · 01-10-2014, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

Nah, the best is when you take your underwear, like boxers or something, out of the hot dryer and put it on right away. Greatest feeling ever.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-10-2014, 11:39 PM

That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

Forward To Death · 01-10-2014, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt

When you come up with a good Steven Wright joke, but crack a smile.

Key · 01-11-2014, 12:23 AM

That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.

ladyislingering · 01-11-2014, 12:39 AM

- in public restroom
- one other person in another stall
- they're taking a dump
- it's an eruption of noise and stench
- accidentally laugh at their hideous farts
- try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you

mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me

Burning Down · 01-11-2014, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

Yeah I guess he thought you meant trousers

01-10-2014, 08:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

01-11-2014, 12:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	- in public restroom - one other person in another stall - they're taking a dump - it's an eruption of noise and stench - accidentally laugh at their hideous farts - try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-10-2014, 08:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>> TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>> TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>> TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>> TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>> TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>> TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>> TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>> There's more.

01-10-2014, 11:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US. The feeling of warm pants >>>

01-11-2014, 12:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.