Yeah that's it. Assuming you three aren't just yankin' my chain (Vanilla you can yank it any time you want! ;)) the thread is about the feeling you get when something happens, how it makes you feel. Came about when we left the hospital for the fourth effing time in a week. I felt bad looking at all the others still there, some of whose stories I had come to know a little, but still delighted we were going home. So it's a sort of guilty yet happy feeling you get when that happens. And I got to thinking, what other sort of events make me feel a certain way?

And that, my friends, is Explanation of Thread 101 as dictated by Trollheart.

Not sure why some of you didn't get it? You only have to look back at the posts to see the point...? Oh well, now you know.

That Feeling When people question the validity of your thread...
:banghead:

This has been a presentation of Trollheart's Useless And Unnecessary Posts MMIV. A limited company. Very limited.

Okay okay! One guy in a shed.

Oh you just won't stop will you? Ok, there is no shed. Or guy.

Damn IT! ALL RIGHT! It's a garden gnome with a tuxedo painted on. Happy now? Hmph!

I guess my confusion stemmed from the fact that a lot of the posts seemed sort of ambiguous in terms of what feelings would be associated with the situation they were describing. Anyway, here's mine...

That feeling when you just sat down and bought tickets to see two of your favorite bands who had previously broken up and you thought you'd never get a chance to see live.

That feeling when Trollheart writes MMIV instead of MMXIV.

Yeah, also some of the feelings in the OP are pretty mixed up. Some are good feelings, bad ones, anger related. It kind of seems all over the place. You have to play little guessing game to figure out which feelings are associated with which emotions.

Even if you do figure it out it could be completely different to the person that posted it.

tfw you dont think ya got any food left but you check the fridge anyways and you see a half eaten subway sub you forgot about from last week

That feeling when you think "can I get to the phone to call 911 in time before I ... no!" :laughing:

TFW After taking a huge sh*t in the toilet you look in the bowl & see a massive log that almost makes you feel like a proud parent.

- need someone to do a favor for me at work
- two lazy bitches I hate are there when I ask for it
- my boss suggests two lazy bitches help
- ask the new kid to do it because he actually does his job
- mfw I tell my boss (while looking at two lazy bitches) "I think we can do better"

http://www.geekextreme.com/wp-conten...ing-Finger.gif

And then the toilet jams as you try to flush and it floats back up to you as if saying "Daddy! Daddy"

"**** off! I'm not your daddy!"
:rofl:

dude, you birthed it.

might as well give it a name at that point.

How about Steve? Steve sounds like a good turd name.

That feeling when you're out in public and some people near you start saying insulting things about you in Serbian thinking that you can't understand them, and watch them turn bright red as you tell them to go fuck themselves.

Yeah. :D

:laughing:

Same thing happens with me when people are talking crap about me in Spanish. I tell them off in English though instead of Spanish.

Or Bob, unless its a sinker.

That was awesome.

TFW my food baby wants to take a selfie.
TFW Urban releases his sex tape ;)

mfw all my chips are busted fragments

http://www.politicsparty.com/images/...ouse-sweep.gif

That feeling you get when...

... you roll back to sleep in the morning cause you have a day off.
... there is a perfect equilibrium of milk and cereal in your breakfast bowl.
... the cheese on your pizza is the right chewy consistency (slightly melty - not too hot, not too cold).
... you drink an icy cold Coke in cup chock-full of crushed ice.
... you raise your pint of Guinness for the The Great Guinness Toast to make in it the Guinness World Records.
... you're back on the designated tour path after trying to take a short cut and getting trapped on a cliff in an off-limits area for an hour.
... you play your favorite album you haven't heard in a while.

That feeling when I am so looking forward to 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 & 2019. :love:

TFW you come in from the cold and sit in front of the heater/fireplace with something hot to drink.

TFW you finish a 2-3 hour show, knowing you nailed 'most' of it.

That feeling I get when I look to the west.

http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/...fbaked-boo.gif

Whats that? Did you just say "Blow this man"?

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psc5cc3018.png

Shocking new proof that Zep were anti-Islamist!!! :eek:

- april 2013
- tickets to see Sparks
- backstage passes
- get to shake hands with Ron and Russell
- mfw Russell's hands are warm and soft

http://gifstumblr.com/images/ice-cre...elting_970.gif

- mfw I linger ever slightly after shaking the lean, lovely hands of Ron Mael

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/127081/fainting-o.gif

- mfw I actually got a picture and Russell touched my hair

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1782399/fainting-o.gif

AND MY LOWER BACK AT THE SAME TIME

http://www.kearneyasnyderfuneralhome...estry-Rose.jpg

Reminds me of a story often told involving my friend, in a bar in Europe on a lads holiday who, upon noticing the group of young women at the table directly behind them, loudly commented on the eagerness of said ladies to interact with him, and also his reluctance to oblige due to their levels of attractiveness. I have cleaned that up greatly, but basically he said this because he is both a dick when he's drinking, and because he figured they wouldnt be able to understand him anyway. He therefore wasnt prepared for one of them to get up and punch him.

They werent locals. They were from Liverpool and also there on holiday.

I love the feeling of waking up on your own in the morning, not having to pee, and realizing you've woken up three hours before you're supposed to. Back to sleep baby.

When you masturbate and hold of ejaculating and end up with a semi orgasm.

According to Chinese Taoists refraining from ejaculating keeps the vital life force inside the body and having an orgasm without ejaculating nourishes the entire system. This way it's also possible for a man to have multiple orgasms.

^ Mr. Charlie? Is that you with a different username? :laughing:

Who the **** is Charlie?

Well the worst part is that they weren't even talking about me. It was a bunch of girls talking about my girlfriend. I know it makes me sound like some kind of white knight but I don't care.

There's nothing wrong with being a "White Knight", and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

There isn't anything wrong with sticking up for your gf. I wouldn't consider that "white knighting".

"White Knighting" is a ****ing stupid term anyway. I acknowledge there are some, rare circumstances where it's use could be justified but 99% of the time I see it used by ****ing dickheads in an attempt to validate the fact they are a ****ing dickhead.

Given that context yeah, it's a ****ing stupid term as well as the validation thing, but the act of coming to someones aid should never be considered a negative thing.

It is a perfectly fine term and if you aren't sure what it means. Here is the urban dictionary meaning. It doesn't seem like you two know.

white knighting
In forum parlance, it means rushing to the aid of another poster for whatever reason. An accusation typically reserved for when a poster is being hammered by another poster(s) and the accused leaps in to defend them, usually without thinking things through as to why the person is being attacked.

I have done it my share of times when I shouldn't have.

I'm aware what it means. I stand by what I said. Whenever I see it being used, it tends to be by someone I wouldnt piss on if they were on fire.

So, by comparison Batty could be considered a "Black Knight" then.