That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

There's more.

...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong :D

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right :(

Just keep on arguing until they give up.

TFW they give up :cool:

OVERJOYED:tramp:

Nah, the best is when you take your underwear, like boxers or something, out of the hot dryer and put it on right away. Greatest feeling ever.

That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>

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When you come up with a good Steven Wright joke, but crack a smile.

That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.

- in public restroom
- one other person in another stall
- they're taking a dump
- it's an eruption of noise and stench
- accidentally laugh at their hideous farts
- try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you

mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me

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Yeah I guess he thought you meant trousers :laughing: