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03-01-2015, 01:35 AM | #1891 (permalink) | |
An Butthole
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03-02-2015, 06:35 PM | #1893 (permalink) |
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Don't wipe your butt with the hand that's holding the cigarette for starters.
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03-02-2015, 11:29 PM | #1894 (permalink) | |
Master, We Perish
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tfw no real sleep has been had for three, maybe four days
tfw what is real sleep
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03-03-2015, 08:30 AM | #1897 (permalink) |
Make it so
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TFW you reach to get a leaf stuck on your cats belly and realise while you're holding it that it's a turd. A big brown poo stuck to her fur. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! So fucking disgusting, how do cats do such stupid stuff? Cat's bury their shit not wear it. Did she poop and then lie down on it? It was so stuck that I was ripping at it and had to leave a little mark to get the damn thing off while she was trying to get away. She's lucky she's so adorably cute and angelic.
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03-03-2015, 08:40 AM | #1899 (permalink) |
Make it so
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Oh my cats done that as well, I'm just glad she doesn't use the litterbox any more. GROOSSSSS!!! I swear cat poo smells worse than humans.
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03-03-2015, 01:47 PM | #1900 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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That feeling when the internet for the entire office is out because AT&T's router went belly up, and they have to wait until the service guy gets out to fix it, but HA! I have PDANet.
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