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tfw when a dude is like a giant squid, the more youre like buddy ur shyt they keep trying to draw you closer in

Tfw you wake up after a night of blackout drinking and realize you did something colossally stupid. My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar last night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to stay out of trouble for it, I'll never know.

you cant feel your ****ing face

TFW your moustache is so robust that it stabs in the lip when you're smoking a joint.

Dude, I got a moustache hair stuck in my lip like a damn splinter a week or two ago. I had to remove the thing like a splinter.

That feeling when...
Your piano and recorder teacher brags with your future plans - studying at a conservatory - during a concert in front of the audience.
The hilarious part is: She never helped me with the entrance exam pieces, doesn't even know what I'm going to play.
I looked for the sheet-music on my own, taught myself the techniques, am listening daily to the recordings by artists to figure out how to better my playing.
It's not even sure if I will get taken. I'm so upset because she can't hold her tongue. Her daughter is my classmate and so she even knows about my plans.

First World problems.

All about this.