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Going with the fart theme here-

You get away with unintentionally letting one go in public.

You're out in public and it hits you that you've got to shit, and you're not going to make it the 30 minute ride back home.. so you've got to release butt pee in a public toilet.

Tfw when your gay gets all over the place, like damn

I am profoundly confused by this sentence.

What?

Gayin all over the place, yeah. What even is heterosexual

You're too drunk to drink from a bottle properly so you keep hitting your teeth on the glass like an idiot

>stupid bitch neighbor I hate is having a bitchfit about something, crying, screaming like a goddamn gorilla
>mfw

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That feeling you get when you listen to Trying to Get That Feeling Again by Gene Pitney or Carpenters.

oh my god.

that song will always remind me of one particular afternoon.

um.

August 23rd, 2007. Had a bit of a rough goodbye, then went home and sobbed and sobbed and sobbed to that song. Almost precisely one year later I said goodbye to that person for the very last time. (August 21st, 2008)

That feel when you're sad and you listen to the Carpenters.

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And then it suddenly gets to be 4am and you're like

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But any other time, that feeling when you think of Karen...

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