Fahrenheit.

:eek: I played hockey for a couple hours in about 5 degree weather on Sunday, and my lips were so cold, it felt like I'd had dental freezing--speaking with a lisp and everything. But -20 is ridiculous for everyday weather.

I swear, in literally any other damn place in the US, the national weather service says shit like "don't go outside unless you need to" - and in Minnesota, that's just winter for ya, dont'cha know.

Tfw I'm trying to send a PM but the spam control is ****ing me over because other people are "using" me (heh)

Whore.

We've had a very brief couple of snowfalls here.

The UK is great. Complete standstill from 1cm of snow. Chaos on the roads and everything.

TFW a friend tries to hit on a girl and she ends up rolling her eyes at you behind his back.

*customer approaching*

Me: Don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me please don't fucking talk to me, fuck off fuck off fuck offfffff

*customer approaching*

Me: Oh please lord, don't talk to me. DON'T. TALK. TO. ME. GO AWAY. PLEASE JUST KEEP WALKING. DON'T TALK TO ME.

Customer: Where can I find *completely random item*/how much would it be/inane question about where the bathroom is when it's right behind you

Me: Ugh.

tfw blasting music when sitting between two big speakers.

Your anus hurts after taking a huge sh*t.