Dirty as **** but funny.

Bet you piss in the sink as well.

Hey, I haven't done that in years.

I'm shocked that he hasn't been.

TFW you do some basic arithmetic and realize that winter is more than half over!

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oh thank christ, I don't know if I can take much more of this.

Seattle? Trust me, you've got it easy.

I'm just happy that this winter hasn't been a repeat of last year. My baseball games were postponed because the fields were too wet from snow. In ****ing May.

I've only lived here for 3 years.

Before that I lived in California.

I spent some time in Ohio.

But I spent most of my life in Minnesota. I know all about that snow bullshit. :laughing:

:bowdown: You would have probably had it worse than me in Minnesota. It's farther north, for the most part.

Winter is hell in Northwestern Minnesota. Absolute fucking hell.

I walked to the post office one afternoon. I was out for maybe a total of 30 minutes. Came back and my toes were so frozen they made clicking sounds on the linoleum when I was hobbling toward the heater vents. :laughing:

A typical winter day is -20 degrees below zero but the wind chill can bring it down to -50 or -60. I've had to warm a car for over an hour before it would pull itself out of the garage. It's horrible there.

We talking Fahrenheit or Celsius? Because if that's Fahrenheit, Minnesota's even worse than I thought.