I'm trying so hard to respond to you, but you are so ****ing filthy sometimes I just...I'm ****ing dumbfounded.

Like you don't know exactly what I'm talking about. When it looks like you poured orange Kool-Aid in the toilet?

Asparagus?

TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?

TFW you finally realize why batlord can't get laid.

the only time I wear dirty socks and don't put on deodorant is the day after I get laid

I was outside for all of twenty minutes, making human contact for no more than thirty seconds, so such preparation would have been more trouble than it was worth. Besides, I wasn't waiting an hour or whatever to wash some socks. I needed a cig right then.

TSW you wear two day old socks and they stick to your feet when you go to take them off.

TFW when you have 3 socks

B-Lawd knows what to do.