can't put peanut butter on a watermelon, so who gives a fuck

that's what you think, edomite.

I guess you could, but I mean ...

watermelons are kind of slippery and peanut butter is kind of oily, so... it just doesn't seem wise to go putting peanut butter on watermelon.

:laughing:

That doesn't even sound good.

bitch I want to see this frozen watermelon peanut butter nightmare

i wonder what it's like to **** a watermelon. batlord...?

Not bad. You gotta cut the outside a little wide though, or else it'll scratch up your dick.

TFW you piss so much that it smells as bad as if you took a dump.