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04-06-2014, 11:29 PM | #161 (permalink) | ||
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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04-06-2014, 11:36 PM | #162 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
Posts: 590
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That feeling when you've never docked, and never will.
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05-07-2014, 11:34 AM | #164 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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TFW you think you recognize one of your friends but then you realize that you're racist and they all look the same to you. Yes, I'm talking about honkies.
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05-07-2014, 02:08 PM | #165 (permalink) |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
Posts: 4,111
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That moment when someone farts in a group and no one can pinpoint the suspect. (it was me but don't say anything)
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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A |
05-07-2014, 02:19 PM | #166 (permalink) | |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 6,898
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05-07-2014, 02:41 PM | #167 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
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When your family implies that you may have been born with a learning disorder and might be mildly autistic and it's the first time you've heard the news in the 22 years of your life.
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I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc |
05-07-2014, 03:37 PM | #168 (permalink) |
Writing my own disaster
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: I'm waiting for the sun to shine
Posts: 173
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When you get pulled over going 30 over the speed limit.
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If you're in the middle of the ocean with no flippers and no life preserver and you hear a helicopter, this is music. You have to adjust to your needs at the moment. -- Tom Waits
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05-14-2014, 02:02 AM | #170 (permalink) |
Account Disabled
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
Posts: 1,463
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that feelin when you click on somewthing on musicbanter.com and it says youve been banned so you have that split second of like the weirdest feelin ever. for .2 seconds you feel anger, then .2 seconds you feel confusion, then .2 seconds you wonder how you got banned and why, then .2 seconds u contemplate gettin behind a proxy and makin up a realyl funny troll character, then .2 seconds where youre like damn bro, is this the end of my experience here!?!? but then you realize it just looks like youre banned and it actually says something about waiting 2 more seconds until you can search again and you kinda breathe easy a little bit and audibly chuckle. this all happens in 1 second. other ban members can relate
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